i’m tired of living but scared of dying.
One time my mom was on the computer and she left the room, so I got up and changed the language to like Swahili or something and when she came back in the room she was like “….honey? What’s wrong with the computer?” and I was just like “What? It looks fine to me.” Then she rubbed her eyes and went to get her glasses or something and I changed the language back and she sat down and went “Oh. It looks fine now. Must’ve been my imagination” and went back to typing.
- teacher: don't write on your desk
- this kid: but i was-
- me: THAT
- this kid: what
- me: IS
- this kid: but i-
- me: MAHOGANY
That awkward moment when everyone thinks they are true 1D fans because they just bought the CD at Walmart like a week ago.
but you illegally downloaded it because it wasn’t released in your country yet. that’s a sign of a true fan.







